Got (Woodstock) ’99 Problems — Postcards from the Edge

Finally recovered from the America-inspired bender I went on for the 4th, celebrating my freedoms and global superiority to the max — just in time to do it again for the Olympics! Before I go back down the rabbit hole, though, had a few items worth sharing to serve as an alternative to the anthem for the forthcoming fortnight. First, had a chance to watch the new HBO documentary on Woodstock 99 last night, the aptly named Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage, and like the festival it portrays, it’s a bit of a mixed bag.

Things it gets right — there were a lot of bros. A LOT of bros. I believe a study conducted afterward by the prestigious Boston School of Zoology & Migratory Travel determined that 87% of the world’s bro population was present at the festival that weekend, making it the third largest gathering of a single species last century. And they were mostly white. And gropey. And they really enjoyed the more aggressive, harder bands that headlined each night. (The Offspring and Korn the first, Limp Bizkit, Rage, and Metallica the second.)

As someone who was there I can verify these things are all true — also, my GOD was it hot. And dirty. As I was watching I started to get flashbacks and my skin started crawling as I have never been so consistently hot, filthy, and uncomfortable as I was that weekend.  The 100 degree temperatures, the miles and miles of concrete you walked on between stages and sets, the lack of shade or ability to cool down at night. You were camping out in tents or your car, remember — if you could recall where the hell yours was, that is — as the surroundings continued to radiate the day’s heat and you tried to sleep while covered in sweat and grime from the day’s activities.

Add in the soupy morass of piss and shit you had to wade thru as you tried to refill your water and/or rinse some of the grime off you meant you had a lot of people who basically baked for three days straight, stewing in their own juices (if not throwing in loads of mind-altering booze and chemicals on top of that to really perfect the recipe). I remember the promoters turning hoses on the crowd to try and cool them down during the day, but when you’ve got hundreds of thousands of people that only goes so far (and lasts so long).

By the time the weekend was done I had definitely gotten heat stroke — the sun was so incessant (and my attempts to hide from it so ineffective) that my head had swelled about an inch in size. (I discovered this fact when I got back to my buddy’s house and sneezed after that first amazing shower, at which point I felt my entire scalp slide forward like it was riding on a slip and slide — which essentially it was, as my head had started stockpiling whatever moisture it could find up top in an attempt to protect my brain. The picture I took upon realizing this shows my forehead jutting out like Frankenstein, which I found simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.)

So all of that was true and made for a pretty uncomfortable concert-going experience. It was hot, it was dirty, and there were a ton of white bros roaming around. (Also true, there were a TON of topless women — I had forgotten about the tents doing the skin art, but that led to an endless array of women walking around with paint shirts on. I honestly saw more breasts that weekend than I think I have in the subsequent 20 years combined.)

What the documentary gets wrong is when it tries to portray the festival as this overtly aggro/aggressive/racist/misogynistic thing that was doomed to devolve the way it did. Yes, there were a lot of hard rock acts on the bill — but there were also ones like Counting Crows, Dave Matthews, Brian Setzer, Bruce Hornsby, Elvis Costello, and Rusted Root, which are about as far to the opposite side of the spectrum as you can get. Yes, the lineup was skewed more towards more white male-led rockers — but there were also bands like The Roots, Ice Cube, Wyclef, and George Clinton, in addition to the iconic performance by DMX and the three females (Alanis, Jewel, and Sheryl Crow) noted in the documentary. (And as at all festivals they were butting right up against each other — the two acts that preceded the Chili Peppers on that closing night were Creed and Jewel, which has to be among the more bananas transitions in styles and fan bases you’re ever going to see.)

Yes, there was a an uncomfortable amount of groping of women crowdsurfers (and turns out full-on assaults, which was not apparent to us at the time) and a whoooole lotta white people shown saying the N-word in response to DMX’s exhortations — but portraying it as some liberating release of pent-up racism and rapiness isn’t fair or accurate.  All of which makes it sound like I’m defending the festival or saying what happened was acceptable (or enjoyable) — I would no sooner go to this again than I would condone the actions of the idiots who torched the place, looted things, and/or assaulted the female concertgoers. I just don’t think you can say those things were destined to happen and/or caused by some broader societal tolerance of misogyny and racism. (For every asshole/idiot who acted unacceptably there were an equal number if not hundreds more who did not, which diminishes the argument for predestination and inevitability.)

Avoidable? Potentially. Something to be held accountable for? Absolutely. (Although 20 years on this is something the promoters still seemed largely unable to do — in their telling this was a Fred Durst (and maybe MTV) problem vs anything they could have done better.)

So while I wouldn’t do it again, I don’t regret going either.  I remember some fantastic performances — DMX’s in particular stands out (a point validated by rewatching his set after his sudden passing recently). I remember the vast carpet of humanity undulating like a wave during Limp Bizkit’s set — the first time I’d ever seen that happen. (And still probably the largest — it went on FOREVER, just like waves in the actual ocean, which you can get glimpses of in the documentary.) I remember that Saturday bloc of Bizkit, Rage, and Metallica being a pretty epic close to a pretty decent day. (I had forgotten about the plywood surfers until I watched this, but there were LOADS of em out during that stretch, which is another memory.) I remember driving out while the Chili Peppers were playing, as the bonfires started to multiply and things really started to disintegrate. And I remember being hot, dirty, and wanting to shower really, really bad. That, and Frankenstein forehead and nearly boiling my brain.

All in all a fun trip down memory lane! (Eye roll) Worth a watch, though, if only to appreciate how far we’ve come at our festivals since then. (The occasional Fyre Fests notwithstanding…)


We’ll close with a couple new tracks that caught my ear the past couple weeks — first up comes the latest from Woods, whose deluxe release of last year’s Strange to Explain (which landed at #13 on last year’s best of list) came out Friday. It sports five new tracks including this one, “Nickels and Dimes” — give it a listen here:

Next comes the latest from the poppier side of some Norwegian death metalers, Beachheads, who released the single “Jupiter” recently. It’s a bright, catchy little tune — no word on if it’s part of an upcoming release or not, but am glad to have it either way.  See what you think here:

Up third is the rolling celebration for the Indiana label Secretly Canadian’s 25 anniversary, which has spawned some solid singles where their acts offer deep cuts and/or special covers to help raise funds to combat homelessness in their hometown of Bloomington. It’s a good cause that’s yielded some good tunes, including Jim James’ recent cover of Steve Miller, “Seasons.” This early one from Jason Molina’s first Songs:Ohia album is the one that’s gotten stuck in my head, though — a solid tune from someone gone too soon. Check out “Gauley Bridge” here:

Someone else looking back is Pile frontman Rick Maguire who decided to spend part of his pandemic revisiting old songs and demos of the band, recreating and re-envisioning them for a solo album, the upcoming Songs Known Together, Alone. One of those tracks was the first thing he recorded for the band, the demo “Build a Fire,” which he delivers this time as a lovely piano ballad. Really interested in how the rest of the album turns out — in the meantime give this one a ride:

We’ll close with one last band deciding to dive into the archives, Wye Oak, whose album Civilian turned 10 this year. As part of that re-release the band went back to a couple outtakes and demos from those sessions and unearthed this one, the excellent “Electricity.” It would have sounded perfect alongside existing album tracks, harnessing the power and urgency of the band in this era — still my favorite of their many incarnations.  See what you think here:

That’s it for now — until next time, amici…
–BS

Wheel of Fortune — A Twelve Step Process

It’s been a hectic couple of weeks, hence the longer than usual (at least of late) delay from yours truly.  There’s been playoff runs in hockey and regular season baseball to watch, houses to inspect, things to paint, beer to brew, and jobs to investigate (cuz I gots ta get the f####################k outta here — ASAP (call me!)) all while continuing to work 50-60 hours a week in my totally rewarding (and not at all spirit demolishing) day job with Tio Samuel.  I’ve been keeping a tab on things flying out of the speakers, though, so wanted to pop in to share.  Since time’s short (gotta get back to that job hunt, son!) it feels appropriate to revive another fan favorite (the mail/tweets from the three of you have been overwhelming) and hold another round of Sunshine Speed Dating.  So without further ado….here we go!

DING! “Hi! What’s your name? Borild? How do you say that? Borild.  Borild. Is that right? It sounds like you’re saying “bored” — are you bored?  We’ve only been talking for seven seconds!  Seven seconds too long you say?  Ha ha — you’re funny…. (trails off, stares at his loafers)” First up meet the pop punk Beachheads, a four-way from Norway that apparently spawned out of the “black metal party band Kvelertak,” according to AllMusic (which is as intriguing a label as I’ve heard in a while).  Thankfully they play to the lighter side of those genres, harnessing the energy of their punk side while keeping the mood bright (sonically, at least — the lyrics on the lead single from their upcoming album are about the rise of fascism so……)  They’ve got some pretty catchy stuff — that lead single’s a good jumping off spot.  Check out “Death of a Nation” here:

Next! “Hey — good to see you again! What’s with the cherry red sex suit and cowboy hat?  Oh you’re getting over a divorce and struggling to deal with the trappings of fame? That’s what your latest album is about, too?  That sounds heavy — but where exactly does the outfit play into that?  Just working some things out, huh?  Well — I feel for ya.  I saw you guys live a few years back and you were one of the best shows of the festival.  You were performing in a sundress that time, though, so doesn’t seem like the divorce had much to do with the questionable wardrobe choices.  You do you, though — I just hope the leather breathes as much as that sundress.  Just shout if you’re feeling lightheaded — good luck out there!”  Back with their fifth studio album, the eclectic pack of Kentucky wildcats from Cage bring their usual wide-ranging mix of sounds to bear, this time throwing in some 80s and reggae elements to differing effect.  It’s a mixed bag, but the lead single “Ready to Let Go” is a winner — give it a ride here:

Neeeeeeeeeeeext! “Hello there — where are you from? DUBLIN, eh?  That’s lovely — Ireland’s a lovely country.  I got married there!  Yes, I know it’s weird for a married person to be at a speed dating event — how about you leave the judgment at the door there, pal? I don’t tell you what to do with your lucky charms, do I?  Anyway — what do you do for a living (other than get all up in other people’s business)?  Oh, you’re in a band, huh?  That’s cool — what’s its name? Silverbacks?  Isn’t that the shitty rock band that sang “How You Remind Me?” With the giant guy with the long, wavy blond hair singing?  I thought they were from Canada… Are you SURE that’s not you? Sounds like I’m not the only one who might have some explaining to do, huh, pal?”  Name similarity aside, I can confirm that this five piece is NOT from Canada and has never appeared on rock radio singing crappy songs like the aforementioned.  Unfortunately, that’s about all I can tell you — the band is Irish, has three guitarists, and a grand total of nine songs on their Bandcamp page (1 EP and 4 singles).  That’s about it — they’re all pretty solid, but my favorite is the single “Dunkirk,” whose jittery, sparse start builds to a satisfying release midway through.  Give it a spin here:

Next up — “Oh hi there — you must be from Philly!  How’d I guess?  You mean other than the fact that you, like every other person I know from Philly, have at least three pieces of green and/or Eagles gear visible at all times AND mention it within thirty seconds of meeting someone?  It must’ve been a lucky guess.  I do love Philly, though — I’d slap my grandma for a pork sandwich from Dinic’s.  You don’t have one on you, do you? Oh I just assumed you guys kept a couple spares in a cooler in your car, just in case you ever get stranded or need to barter once the zombie apocalypse hits.  I do with beefs from Porti’s so…might want to give it some thought…” Spirit of the Beehive is another five piece with not a ton out there right now — looks like they’ve got two albums out, but not a ton of press.  Their latest, Hypnic Jerks, is an interesting listen with some weird field recordings stitched between some psychedelic guitars.  It loses steam for me over the duration, but there’s a couple good songs before it does, including the title track, which you can listen to here:

DOUBLE TROUBLE ROUND! “Why hello!  Lemme guess — you’re from Philly, too, huh?  Oh I dunno — must’ve been the elaborate hand slaps and chest bumps you just exchanged with the last group as they were leaving. That or all the shouting about ‘the fuckin’ Birds!’ It’s ok, I was just telling the last crew how much I like that town — hey, you don’t happen to have anything to eat in that cooler, do you? Something pork-based perhaps? Nah nevermind — you can keep the sandwich.  Only a communist puts whiz on a steak and cheese and NO ONE thinks lettuce and tomato on a warm sandwich is a good idea.  I like where you’re head’s at writ large, though — gotta be ready for dem zombies.  Maybe THEY will think whiz and wilted lettuce are preferable to brains…” This latest batch of Philly fanatics are Hop Along and I stumbled on them at the end of the year as their latest, Bark Your Head Off, Dog, was on a few folks’ best of lists. It’s a pretty good listen, but what puts these guys over the top is lead singer Frances Quinlan’s voice — at times sweet and cooing, others raspy and roaring, it’s a powerful weapon that’s tough to ignore.  Check out “How Simple” here (bonus track on Sunshine Radio is “The Fox in Motion”):

NEXT! ” Howdy howdy — oh don’t tell me, you’re from Philly too?!? Baltimore!? Well why the hell were you high fiving and hand jiving those guys?! Yeah I know it’s fun, but you hate the Eagles!  So what if they’re both birds?!  I don’t think you understand how this works…  Anyway — I love B-mas, too, so guess I can see liking things from both places.  Lex Mark is the jam — not as good as Reading, but the people watching more than makes up for the gap in food offerings.  Just grab a sleeve of Berger’s cookies and watch the show!  We were there one time when the band started playing Bruno Mars and it was like someone just reanimated the dead — some maaaaaaaaaaaangy lookin’ cats just started spasming in the courtyard and didn’t stop for 20 minutes.  One lady was pole dancing with the column, another dude was provocatively dancing with a chain barrier, a tiny Asian lady with sunglasses on inside started freaking in place.  Amazing.  Does your music make people want to do that?  No?  More cry alone in their darkened bedroom?  Oh well I guess there’s a need for that too.   Hey are you even old enough to be in here? Whatever — have fun. Go birds!  (Wait…)” The underage interloper in this case is Lindsey Jordan, who was a whopping 16 years old when she released her debut EP Habit three years ago and a positively geriatric 18 when she released her full length Lush last year. I stumbled on this one same as I did the aforementioned Hop Along, traipsing thru peoples’ year end lists, and while her debut gets a little monotone by the end, Graham’s shimmery voice and dream-like aura has enough bright spots to get you coming back.  Try “Pristine” for a taste (bonus radio track here is “Thinning” from the EP):

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT! “Oh hi, Karen O!  I love your old band, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  At least until they started getting all dancey and weird, that is.  Taking the fire out of Nick Zinner’s guitar is like taking the makeup off of KISS — it’s kind of sad and a little horrifying to look at.  I loved it when you guys were super raw and punky. I saw you back at the Showbox in Seattle for your debut album and it was amazing.  You poured beer all over yourself and were shouting at the crowd.  What are you doing now? Oh more dancey music?  Like a full on trippy disco album?  With Danger Mouse producing?  (ahgoddamnityouguys) Oh ok, well, I guess that’s cool too?  What’s in the past is past I suppose — I never thought disco was all that cool, but I DID wear baggy pleated pants and a gold rope chain so…..I guess we all have things we’ll want to forget.  Anyway, good luck with the side projects — tell Nick and Brian hi!”  So yeah — Karen O, Danger Mouse, disco music….it’s not what you wanted (or at least not what I wanted), but there are still a couple catchy moments.  Lead single “Woman” is a retro blast from the 60s, replete with a Motown shine and an empowering message.  Give it a go here (bonus track for Sunshine Radio is “Turn the Light”):

DING! “Oh hello, handsome — who are you?  BONES?  Well isn’t that positively ominous. How’d you get that nickname?  Because you’re tough as nails and eat bones for breakfast?  Because you’re a man of the street and survived by throwin’ dice?  Because you’re only good at two things — kicking ass and making love and it sounded kind of silly to name yourself after the first one? You know what, don’t tell me — the mystery is more alluring.  What kind of music do you play, Bones?  The blues, huh?  Another white boy playing the blues.  Well that’s original I guess — who else have you played with?  Bon Jovi?! And Kid Rock!? Oh christ — I’m not sure about this.  Eh, whatever — you’ve got a lot of tattoos and seem like a bad boy.  Why not — it feels so good to rebel…” This one comes from the mail bag and my old pal down in Texas who suggested ole Bones Owens recently.  And while on paper I shouldn’t like him (and in practice some of the songs do seem a little superficial, but maybe that’s just cuz I’m hating on a boy from Missouri not being able to sing the blues authentically), some of the songs get thru in spite of the resistance.  Try “Keep it Close” (bonus track for the radio is “Long Long Time”):

UK LIGHTNING ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND! “Hi there! So you’re from England, eh?  Cool — I like Newcastle.  Excellent brown ale you’ve got there.  Pretty crappy soccer team, but one of my old favorite players used to play there, good old Obafemi Martins.  I used to love when he’d do backflips after scoring goals.  I tried doing that once, nearly landed myself in the hospital. Yeah, those kids were pretty horrified — I’m sure they’ll grow out of it.  Who remembers what happened at their 7th birthday party? Oh you do?  You got a bike?  And had a raspberry flavored cake?  And your friend Timmy got stung by a bee and wouldn’t stop crying?  Oh — well.  Bully for you, I guess.  Hope those kids don’t have the same recall — I lost six teeth and needed a transfusion from all the blood I lost…”

DING! “Hullo luv!  Isn’t that what they say in your country? I’m pretty sure.  So how are you — you’re from Newcastle too, huh?  That’s too funny! Do you know those last guys?  They’re also from there!  Delightful cunts.  I think you say that in your country, too, right?  I’m not sure why we don’t say it more here — it’s quite fun. Hey so you guys must really love Queens of the Stone Age to mimic them so closely — you sound just like their early stuff!  What do you mean you don’t understand — like, it’s uncanny.  I think you even rip a few of their riffs off verbatim.  It’s ok, I LOVE old Queens so am glad to hear some more songs like that since they’ve kinda left that sound behind a bit.  Oh come on — EVERYONE knows who Queens are.  Dave Grohl played with them, and Will Ferrell performed with them when they were on SNL before? Cmon — that’s like pretending you’ve never heard of ABBA or the Rolling Stones?!  Now see that’s unnecessary — when you call me a cunt it sounds really harsh.  Why are you being like this? Aw come back! CMON!”

DING! “Hey Yannis, great to see you again! You guys are one of my faves — I’ve seen you a bunch live and you’re always outstanding.  What’ve you been up to lately?  Oh you guys have TWO new albums coming out this year?  That’s fantastic!  Wait they’re about an apocalyptic future with a bunch of lyrics about foxes for some reason?  AND you wanted the sound to be a lot dancier than before?  LOTS of synths? (ahforfuckssake) Why’d you decide that was a good idea? Did you hear what I was telling Karen O about taking the piss out of Nick Zinner’s guitar?  It’s the same with Jimmy — his stuff is always super catchy and ornate.  Why does every band suddenly decide adding synths and going disco/dancey is a good fucking plan — I never once have thought, ‘You know what — tonight I’m gonna put on a silk shirt, throw a little mascara under my eyes, and just play keyboards all night.  That’s what I’ve been missing!’ Whatever — I’ve gotta go…”

DING! “Justin Vernon, what are you doing here, you’re not British?  Oh well that’s ok, you’re quirky and polite so I guess it’s fine.  I love it over there too so don’t blame you — yeah anyplace but here these days, right? Anyway —  I heard you’ve got some new music coming out, that’s exciting!  Oh it’s going to be a continuation of the stuff you did on your last album, a lot of weird electronic noises and erratic jazz outbursts?  And expand on the feel from the album you did with the guy from the National?  Equal parts Bruce Hornsby and dancing Thom Yorke? With no guitar.  Just TONS of keyboards.  Holy christ.  Ok.  I gotta go — I can’t take this anymore…”


We’ll close with a couple articles, first a recap of the recent Rapture reunion with a ranking of their best songs courtesy of Stereogum.  Similar to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs who hit around the same time, I loved these guys’ early albums — their marriage of punky brashness with danceable grooves was irresistible — and the list does a good job running through their best songs.  (Two key omissions are “Sister Saviour” and “Get Myself Into It,” but they get bonus points for picking “Ben” and “Out of the Races,” which are two sleeper faves.)  Last comes another one from the ‘Gum, this one an excellent piece on the 20th anniversary of the White Stripes’ debut (exhibit 7400 I am O.A.F.) — yet another band whose early stuff I adored before leaving that energy and fire behind for odder and odder flourishes. The article does a good job making the case for sincerity trumping pedigree in the debate for who can play what music (appropriate with the above discussion on Bones), as I always loved these guys — whether they were white kids from Detroit or true bluesmen/women from the Delta.  Their shit just ripped, and this was a great setup to their future power. Two faves not mentioned in the article are “Astro” and “Screwdriver” — we’ll add those to the radio, though.  In the meantime, give it a read and crank it up.

Until next time, amici… — BS