Antique Roadshow — Four Horsemen of Adolescence

There’s a lot going on this weekend — from the Kentucky Derby to Cinco de Mayo festivities and nerd Xmas (“May the Fourth Be With You…”) — so thought it only appropriate to add to the grandeur by weighing in with a few recommendations.  In honor of the horsies and the titular riders we’ll focus on four returning acts, each of which have been around for at least twenty years and are back with somewhat unexpected albums. We’ll start with the babies of the bunch, both in overall years and number of albums under their belts.

Hailing from the UK it’s the Libertines, back with only their fourth album in their 20-plus year existence, All Quiet on the Eastern Esplanade. For those who might’ve forgotten, the lads from London exploded on the scene with their early-aughts classic Up the Bracket, followed it quickly two years later with the strong, self-titled sophomore outing, and then disappeared for over a decade as the band succumbed to friction between frontmen Carl Barât and Pete Doherty and the latter’s very public struggles with addiction.  When they reemerged in 2015 with the better-than-expected Anthems for Doomed Youth you wondered whether it was the start of a new chapter for the band or a one-off token of nostalgia for those missing the raucous records of their early years.

The answer provided by their latest resurrection, a full nine years after the last, seems to lie somewhere in the middle. The opening trio of tracks definitely call to mind those first two albums, as well as the smoking second to last track, “Be Young” — high energy, somewhat flippant in tone, almost threatening to spin out of control. Those are juxtaposed with more mid-range fare, which find the band channeling a more subdued, cinematic sound as heard on tracks like “Merry Old England,” “Night of the Hunter,” and “Shiver.” It leads to a more eclectic (some might say erratic) experience, one where you’re not quite sure which band you’re going to get from song to song (a trend that continues across each of the subsequent albums here), but there’s enough strong material to keep you coming back for more. They may not (solely) be the ramshackle firebrands of the early 2000s anymore, but they’ve evolved into a somewhat more layered, laidback incarnation that hopefully has more longevity than the former would allow. Check out the shot straight back in time that opens things up, though, “Run Run Run:”

Up next comes the second relative baby of the bunch, albeit from the far more prolific pair from Akron, the Black Keys. Pat and Dan also debuted back in 2002, but they return to the fold with their twelfth album, Ohio Players, coming relatively hot on the heels of 2022’s Dropout Boogie, which landed at number #6 on my annual year-end list. Similar to the above band it’s a bit of a mixed bag that finds the guys calling on earlier material, though not the stuff you’d necessarily expect. As fans of the band are well aware (of which I am one), the Keys are known primarily for their threadbare throwback blues, making a tremendous amount of racket with just a guitar and drums. They’ve expanded this sound some in recent years, exploring other genres and adding occasional luxuries like bassists (both to their tours and records), but for the most part they’ve stuck with the formula that launched them to stardom so many years ago.

This time, though, they’re tossing things up — to start, this marks the first time the band have turned over songwriting responsibilities to someone else. Sure, they’ve recorded plenty of covers over the years — whether of single artists as on 2006’s Chulahoma EP, where they reinterpreted a number of Junior Kimbrough tracks, or of several as on 2021’s excellent Delta Kream (which landed at #12 on that year’s list), where they covered Kimbrough, RL Burnside, and John Lee Hooker, among others — but those were always deliberately backward-looking affairs.  To this point they’d never done so for albums of original, modern material.  This time the boys have written only a single song themselves, handing the pen to a pair of somewhat unlikely authors for the remainder — Beck and Noel Gallagher.

The former (with an assist from the even more-unexpected Dan the Automator) composes the majority of the album’s songs (7 of its 14 tracks), while the latter offers a trio in the middle, and as a result it finds the band far less in bluesy, gritty garage rock mode and much more channeling the sounds of their scribes. The Beck songs sound sorta like Beck songs — whether he’s singing on them or not, as on the single “Paper Crown” — while the Gallagher ones are reminiscent of his recent High Flying Birds material. Meanwhile on the sole track they wrote themselves, Pat and Dan still steer clear of their tried and true sound, opting instead for that of their 2009 side project Blakroc, which found them placing their scuffed up sound behind some of hip hop’s finest vocalists — from Wu’s ODB and RZA to Ludacris, Mos Def, and Q-Tip. That marriage worked rather well (as everyone knows the best hip hop balances both blistering bars AND banging beats) and they turn the trick again here with probably my favorite tune on the album, “Candy and Her Friends.” When guest rapper Lil Noid comes in he raps over a simple, yet irresistible beat by Pat that’s impossible not to get sucked into. See for yourself here:

We’ll shift now to the elder statesmen half of the quartet and a pair of bands that have been around for over thirty years, both dropping their debuts in the first year of the 1990s. They hail from opposite corners of the country (the first from Seattle in the Pacific Northwest, the other from Atlanta in the Southeast) and both are synonymous with a specific sound (the first grunge, the latter Southern rock). They’ve released over twenty albums between them and had to deal with their fair share of tumult over their three decades of service — the first from the death of rival/inspiration Kurt Cobain, the death of nine fans at one of their shows, and dealing with becoming the voice of a generation, the second from spiraling tensions between the band’s founding brothers, which ultimately culminated with a series of breakups and the pair not speaking for over eight years.

We’ll start with the venerable veterans from the northwest, the indefatigable institution known as Pearl Jam. Like the Keys the band is back with their twelfth studio album, their first since 2020’s Gigaton, and it’s a marked return to their more uproarious ways after the more eclectic experimentation of that outing. The band sets the tone from the outset with the hard charging “Scared of Fear,” which has the band firing on all cylinders, from guitarist Mike McCready’s scorching solos (the first of many on the album) to drummer Matt Cameron’s pummeling beats.  Cameron in particular sounds more invigorated than ever throughout — perhaps a product of the band recording the album together in two quick sessions over three weeks, in contrast to the disjointed, individual demoing and recording that stretched on for years for its predecessor. That sense of being in the same room and feeding off each other is reminiscent of their earlier material, as Gossard, Ament, and Vedder are equally sharp and fiery.

The album is fortuitously timed, as I recently finished reading Steven Hyden’s Long Road: Pearl Jam and the Soundtrack of a Generationwhich per usual does a nice job covering the history of the band while entertainingly overlapping those observations with any number of random pop culture references. (Hyden weaves in everything from Gene Simmons and Kiss, John Entwistle and the Who, and Scott Weiland and STP to the Seattle bands, the Grateful Dead, and more here.) One of Hyden’s assertions is that late era Pearl Jam (starting anywhere around 1996’s No Code or 1998’s Yield, depending on the depth of your dedication) is almost universally agreed to be less unassailable than the opening trio of Ten, Vs., and Vitalogy. (Some might even cruelly call it “inferior.”)

His second point (which reinforces the first) is that Pearl Jam are primarily a live band — meaning the true power of them comes through in their consistently epic two-plus hour shows — and that they don’t really know how to record an album. Not that they don’t know the mechanics of the latter process, just that they don’t seem to know how to get the best out of themselves when put in that environment, either rushing things or laboring on them past the point of diminishing returns. And while I mostly agree with both points — they are phenomenal live, always changing their setlists and stocking them with choice covers, and their later material is not as effortlessly powerful as their earlier albums — I actually think they’ve been better longer than Hyden gives them credit for.

Hyden started to part with them around the time of Yield, which he says was the last album he bought immediately without hearing it first. I stuck with them in this fashion through 2002’s Riot Act, which bookends their more experimental middle phase that stretched from the underrated No Code through that latter album. (Both it and 2000’s Binaural I think are unfairly maligned and better than you remember upon revisiting.) This phase coincided with a lot of the aforementioned tumult, which Hyden does a nice job recounting, and found the band branching out beyond the muscular, “yarling to the heavens” mode that characterized its near-flawless opening trio of albums, but still generated mostly solid records in my opinion.

The band began its third, “professional rock band” chapter (or their “senior citizen era,” per Hyden) with its self-titled album in 2006 (the “avocado” album), which found the band comfortably commencing career mode — they’d ridden out the rocky patches of that middle section and settled into a contented late stage of development that comes with finding happiness in your professional and personal lives. Hyden says bands in this phase drop albums that are either “comeback” albums or “we’re back!” ones — “A comeback album genuinely reestablishes a legacy act by producing songs that can stand with their most famous hits. Tattoo You by the Rolling Stones is a comeback record — it features songs like “Start Me Up” and “Waiting on a Friend” that became commercial hits and lasting fan favorites. A “we’re back!” album, meanwhile, seeks to remind listeners of what they liked about a legacy band, so that they’re compelled to reinvestigate the old records or buy a concert ticket without ever fully committing to the new record. Voodoo Lounge by the Rolling Stones is a “we’re back!” record — it has a lot of tunes that sound like classic Stones songs, but it doesn’t top or match those songs. It just makes you excited about putting on Sticky Fingers or Some Girls again.”

He and I agree that PJ’s albums in this era all fall into the “we’re back!” category — from the avocado album in 2006 to 2009’s Backspacer, 2013’s Lightning Bolt, and the aforementioned Gigaton. They have a handful of good tunes, but for the most part they just remind you about those earlier eras’ albums and drive you back to them. (Or to see the band in concert, which I hope to do again this summer.) This one comes the closest they’ve been to “comeback” territory for a while and may still get there after some more listens (it’s only been out a few weeks). Whether it does or not, though, it’s already among the better “senior citizen era” albums they’ve released, with McCready’s solos on tracks like “Waiting for Stevie” and the title track being highlights, contrasted nicely by slower songs like the lovely “Wreckage” and “Something Special.” (The latter of which gets a co-writing credit from touring guitarist (and ex-Chili Pepper) Josh Klinghoffer for the first time.) The title track is one of my early favorites, so strap in and see which bucket you’d place it in here:

Last but not least comes probably the most surprising return from the quartet’s most senior act — not just because the album exists, but also because of its unexpected quality. It comes courtesy of the Black Crowes, whose debut came out a year before PJ’s in 1990, while their latest marks their ninth, arriving a full 34 years later. For those who’ve followed this band, they know their initial success (similar to PJ’s in that their first two albums were nearly ubiquitous successes) presaged a period of even more fractious volatility that led to a number of departures and breakups (or “indefinite hiatuses,” depending on your level of spin.)

For the Crowes this volatility stemmed almost exclusively from the ongoing acrimony between frontman Chris Robinson and his brother Rich, which was a black hole at the center of the band that over time sucked everything around it into its toxic void.  It led to the departure of each of the original band members at one point or another, three official hiatuses, and a number of albums that one might classify as merely mediocre, not worthy even of Hyden’s “we’re back!” status. (Ironically, Hyden has also written a book on this band, 2019’s Hard to Handle: The Life and Death of the Black Croweswhich is now in my backlog for future scrutiny/enjoyment.)

While in the midst of the eight year isolation their third breakup spawned, the ice surrounding the brothers slowly began to thaw. Around the time of the 30th anniversary for their debut it appears they finally buried the hatchet (under how much cement remains to be seen) and began planning a big reunion tour to play the album. These plans were largely scuttled due to the pandemic (thanks a lot, China…), but the brothers stayed in each others’ good graces and began recording new music during the lockdown. That music eventually culminated in this year’s Happiness Bastards, which the brothers described as an attempt at “a Saturday night” record, meaning an uptempo, let your hair down rocker calibrated to get the party started.

That they largely succeeded is a testament to their even more surprising reconciliation. There’s rollicking retro tunes like “Bedside Manners,” “Rats and Clowns,” and lead single “Wanting and Waiting,” which showcase just how much juice these guys could squeeze in their high-flying heyday. As always the brothers juxtapose these with slower, more soulful songs like the bluesy “Wilted Rose” and “Bleed it Dry” or the stately closer “Kindred Friend,” which offer a soothing respite from the higher octane offerings. It’s a surprisingly fun listen — one I’d argue falls closer to comeback territory than “we’re back!” — and gets off to a great start with the blistering “Bedside Manners.” Give it a listen (plus an extra from that excellent debut because even though I’m calling it a comeback album, I still went back to the beginning for a dip — sue me) here:


In honor of the holiday we’ll close with a quick addition to give us the necessary cinco for the post — appropriately off the fifth album from fave UK punks IDLES.  It’s been on frequent repeat since its release a month or so ago and finds the band again pairing with producer Kenny Beats (he worked with them on their excellent album Crawler, which landed at #3 on my 2021 list), as well as Radiohead sixth man Nigel Godrich.  While their last album was a delightfully punishing listen, this one portends to probe their softer side, offering us an album full of love songs, according to frontman Joe Talbot. And while it’s definitely more subdued than the aforementioned album, it’s not like the band recorded a series of saccharine ballads a la Poco or Bread. The band balances moodier fare like “A Gospel,” “Grace,” and “Monolith” with more traditional scorchers like “Hall & Oates,” “Jungle,” and their collab with LCD Soundsystem “Dancer,” which despite not liking at first has grown on me, being perfectly placed mid-album. In honor of the ponies, though, we’ll go with an early fave, the aptly named “Gift Horse” whose weird little freak out at the end is oh so satisfying. Give it a ride here:

Until next time, amici…
–BS

The Need for Speed (Dating) — A Twelve Round Bout

Since the insomnia is ripping me up lately (today it decided to get me up at 2 instead of the customary 4 or 5 — such a treat!) thought I’d pop in with some one offs now that we cleared the reading backlog last week. And since my brain has next to no charge left and is flirting with the edges of delirium, you know what that means — time for everyone’s favorite game, sonic speed dating! Oddly enough, it’s been almost exactly a year since we did this the last time (is insomnia some weird annual holiday?), so strap on your finest face mask, dust off your least cheesy anecdote or line, and get ready for battle — it’s Sunshine Speed Dating!

DING! “Well hello there — I recognize you, Mr Gallagher, pleasure to see you!  I’ve gotta say, I used to be an ENORMOUS Oasis fan back in high school.  Yeah yeah, I know, so was the rest of the world. Wasn’t saying it to try and be cool, just wanted you to know I like your music. Even quite like your recent project, with those high flying birds — quite cinematic sounding. I gotta say though, aren’t all birds high flying more or less? You know, cuz otherwise they’d be hitting buildings or on the ground (aka not flying). What’s that? Fu#$ right off? Ok, ok, sorry — roger that.

I like your latest song, though — “We’re Gonna Get There in the End.” Very positive and motivational — I’m sure your brother’s going to make fun of you for being “soft” again or whatever for it, but it’s quite a nice thought in these trying times. What’s that? F#$k off again? No I was defending you — it’s nice! He just seems cranky a lot — maybe he’s not getting enough fiber? Speaking of fiber — remember all those times your brother called you a potato? What? — actually, nevermind, I know what you said…”

DING! “Speaking of brothers who can’t stand each other — hi Mr Robinson, good to see you! What the heck have YOU been up to lately? Are you still doing that don’t-call-it-the-Black Crowes band, As the Crow Flies? Your brother’s got one of those, too, I think, right? The Magpie Salute? Even got a bird in the name and everything!  Man it’s a real bummer you two can’t stand each other, y’all were pretty good back in the day. What’s that? Oh yes, I’m sure your recent stuff is good too — I just haven’t been able to keep up, what with the pandemic and everything.  Yes I know that’s only been for the past year and you guys broke up years ago.

Aaaaaaaanyway…..It’s cool you’re releasing that old Crowes song “Charming Mess” to sort of commemorate the 20th anniversary of Money Maker. Really takes you back — I almost expected you to drop a “prettylittathanglemmelightchacandle” or two in there, just for old time’s sake. What’s that? You’ve evolved as an artist and that was just one of your many songs? I know, I know — it’s just such a GOOD one though. Would have totally fit in! “CuuuuzamommaI’mjustacharminglittlemeeeess!” Maybe try it next time you sing it, see how it feels.  What’s that? Ha Noel Gallagher literally just told me the same thing — twice!”

DING! “My, that’s quite a hat you have there, Mr Meek! It kind of reminds me of those enormous Ranger Rick hats Pharrell was wearing a few years ago. Remember those? I wonder if he’s still wearing those — do you know? Oh sorry, yeah I guess you wouldn’t necessarily know — I just thought maybe y’all had to buy your stuff from the same shopkeeper, along with nickel candies and tinctures for whooping cough. I’m just kidding — it looks fine.

Anyway, I’ve liked a couple songs off your new album, including this latest one “Candle.”  Has anyone ever told you you kind of sound like that Clem Snide guy? I really liked some of their early stuff. They sang a song about bread. Did the theme song for that show Ed, too — remember that one, with the bowling alley lawyer?! I loved that show — pretty weird, but sweet. The early aughts were a strange time — we thought the clocks on our computers were going to shut society down for months when they flipped to 00! Remember that? Little did we know not wearing masks and staying in your house would do that 20 years later — if only we had to worry about bowling alley lawyers and killer clocks! Oh man — we aaaaaaaare IDIOTS! Anyway, good to meet ya, Mr Buck — good luck with that hat!”

DING! ” Hello there, Mr Massive! (Or is it Mister Attack?) I’m sorry, this is embarrassing. Yes I know that’s not really your name, I just can’t remember what it actually is. Hey remember when that guy thought Apple was run by a dude named Tim Apple? That was hilarious. ‘Mr Apple, I’d like you to meet my friends, Bob Ferrari and Steve Google. And over there are Susan Facebook and Wendy McDonald’s — they’re the tops!’ Ha yeah — he WAS the president! How insane was that!?

Anyway — I really dig the reinterpreted version of the Gang of Four song you just put out, ‘Where the Nightingale Sings.’ Really cool sounding, as always. I bet that guy would think each of the dudes in the band were brothers and their last name was Four. ‘Wait a second — there’s four of you AND your last name is Four?! Dave, Jon, Hugo, and Andy, the four Four brothers! What a coincidence — I’d start a gang too!’ Anyway, really hope you guys get together for a new album soon — I love your old stuff.  I used to put “Inertia Creeps” on at last call at the bar all the time. Was cool to watch people slowly get sucked in as they paired off or drunkenly shuffled out the door. Always fun to watch — such a great song. Anyway, good luck out there — hope to hear from you soon!”

DING! “Hi Mr Gallo! You’re looking quite striking in those bright white overalls. You know, you’re right — they’re fashionable AND functional! So much storage room in those pockets. I actually used to get sh#$ from people about wearing cargo short to festivals, so don’t let people get you down — they’re really the most functional thing you could wear.  Lets you keep everything you need right by your side while keeping your hands free for any clapping or fights you may need to break up. Maybe scarfing down a corn dog or two if you’re in the mood. What’s that? You think they’re horrifyingly outre and wouldn’t be caught dead in them?! Well that seems a bit judgy coming from a guy looking like a scrawny farmer.

Anyway, I just wanted you to know I really liked your first album — I saw you play it live at Lolla that year.  You played your guitar with a fire extinguisher! That was pretty cool. Totally unnecessary, but kind of fun. What’s that? Yes of course I had cargos on at the show. What? Why do you think it was me? No, I don’t move very much at shows, but I highly doubt it was me. Yes, tank top and bandana. Tattoos, yep. But that could describe dozens of people! I have to say, I really don’t appreciate your tone, Mr Gallo, they’re just shorts. I only wear them once a year now. Yes, it’s a rule… Anyway, the new remix you put out by Caroline Rose, ‘You Are Enough’ is cool. Kinda reminds me of Massive Attack a little. Yeah he was just here. For the record, he was way nicer than you….”

DING! “Oh hello — don’t think I’ve seen you here before. What’s your name? Lewsberg, eh? Sounds like a coal mining town in West Virginia. Where are you from? The NETHERlands, eh? That’s so cool! The land of clogs and chocolates. Windmills and weed!  And consonants — holy heck you guys got a lot of those. I remember trying to find my way around there before smartphones and the internet and getting lost in a sea of 26-character street names while dodging trams, bikes, and public urinals.  It was a wild time. But fun! Ah, to be young again…

Anyway, has anyone ever told you you guys sound a LOT like the Velvets?  It’s not a knock, I love those guys so it’s cool to hear a new band reinterpreting them. You can almost picture it playing in some seedy red light district as someone shoots up in the alley — just like New York back in the day! Yes I know that was a sad chapter in that city’s history. They’re doing much better now, it’s ok. Hey have you guys ever been to your red light district? I remember walking through there and feeling like an out of place hayseed — yes, kind of like Mr Gallo with those overalls! You get it.  Some things are just universal — like cargo shorts! What’s that? Well I could certainly live without the judgment from you guys — I only wear them once a year now. At most!”

DING! “Why hello — second first-timer in a row! What’s your name? Chad VanGaalen — well pleased to meet you! That sounds Dutch — you know that’s where those last guys were from? Oh really — you’re from Canada? That’s nice, it’s so lovely up there! Hey do you know those guys from Barenaked Ladies? I only ask because that song came on at the store this morning and I still can’t get it out of my head. I’m hoping there’s a pill.  “Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’sBEEEEEEEEEEEEN!” Oh sorry — got you too, eh? Happens every time. Only need to hear that tiny phrase and you’re done. My buddy and I head farm each other with that and that Smashmouth song all the time just to fu#$ with each other.  “soooooooooooomeBODY!” Ugh sorry — got ya twice, huh? That’s my bad.

Anyway, just wanted to say I found you by chance recently and really liked some of the stuff off your last album, Light Information. Kind of has a late 90s/early 00s Flaming Lips vibe to me. Trippy lyrics, kinda out there. It works though. “Old Heads,” “Faces Lit,” “Pines and Clover” — all good tunes. I really liked “Friendly Aliens,” too.  You know who else talks about aliens and the paranormal — BNL! “Watching X-Files with no lights on, we’re dans la maison, I hope the Smoking Man’s in this one!” Honestly — do you know how I can get in touch with them? Last time this got stuck in my head it took three weeks before I could think straight again…”

DING! “Hello Mr Moore — you know, this evening is really for the birds.  Get it? Cuz your band is named Bowerbirds and there are so many other people here with bird-related offerings today?  Mr Gallagher, Mr Robinson, Mister Attack’s song — even that guy with the hat comes close. I screwed up his name the first time and almost called him Muck Beek. Muck Beak. Beak. Chirp chirp! Ha ha! What? Sorry — christ I’m tired. I really need a nap…

Anyway — it’s good to see you again. I lost the bead on you guys for a while, but really liked your debut (“In Our Talons” is still an outstanding song, btw) and was glad to hear you were coming back with new stuff. I liked the first single “Endless Chase” and really like this one, too. “Moon Phase.”  Hey did you see we landed on Mars last week? How cool is that?! Fricking rovers and drones zipping around on the red planet — before long it’ll be just like that old Arnold movie! What’s that? Yeah that Kuato thing was deeply disturbing — took me almost as long to get that out of my head as that Barenaked Ladies song. “Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’sBEEEEEEEEEEEEN!”  What? Yah sorry, that’s my bad. I just can’t get it out of my head — did you see where that guy Chad went to? Maybe he’s heard back from them…”

DING! “Hi there Mr Oberst, good to see you again! Really loved the last album — it made my year end list! What’s that? No, it’s not a major award. No, not very many people read the blog, basically just a few of my friends and family. Why not all of them? I don’t know, you’d have to ask them — maybe they’re busy! Anyway, I think it’s important and don’t let any band onto the list, so just wanted to give you a compliment. Sorry I brought it up…

Anyway…I like the new cover you did, “Flirted With You All My Life.” I never really got into Vic Chestnutt, but know how popular he is with musicians. Sort of like Daniel Johnston — I like some of the other covers folks have done, but I’ve never been blown away listening to him on his own. Maybe this is the same type of deal. Your version is just so stately and pretty compared to the original, and I loved the harmonies you worked in there — I feel like it really makes the song shine.  What’s that? Ha — yeah, maybe you’ll end up on my year-end list again. I’ll be sure to mail you a certificate this time, just so you’ll know it’s important. [grumblegrumblegrumble….]”

DING! “Hi Mr Gonzalez, great to see you again! I LOVE your stuff, it’s so pretty and relaxing. Your first two albums are absolute favorites of mine. You know that guy whose song you covered, “Teardrop,” is here? Mr Massive! Nice guy. He’s working with the Four brothers now. What’s that? Yes I know you released a third album.  It was…..fine — nothing wrong with it, just felt a little more from your head than your heart like the first two. I still liked some of the tracks, though, and go see you whenever you tour. Yeah, remember concerts? I REALLY miss those. This is the longest I haven’t been to one since HIGH SCHOOL! (Which I know you probably think was five, maybe ten years ago max, but is actually a lot closer to 30 than I’d like to admit.) Whatever — it’s not how old you are, it’s how old you feel, right? What’s that? You think I look old enough to have gone to school that long ago, maybe longer? That’s….that’s hurtful Mr Gonzalez, I feel like you’re trying to get back at me for not liking your third album as much as the others. “Let it Carry You” and “Leaf Off” were nice tracks!

Anyway, I like the new song too, “El Invento.” Not gonna lie to you, it took me a minute to realize it was in another language. I’m not sure if you heard me talking to the others, but I’m REALLY tired right now — I thought I was having a stroke for a second! So glad to realize it was just Spanish… Well, just wanted you to know I really love your stuff and hope you’ve got more material on the way. What’s that? Oh cmon — not everyone’s going to like every album the same, Mr Gonzalez. I even like your side project stuff, give me a break!”

DING! “Oh hi guys, haven’t seen you in a while either — the LORDS of HURON! Such a regal sounding name. Your stuff is always so pretty, it always makes me want to lie down on the floor, just to soak it all in and maybe drift off to sleep. I did that once at a festival you were at and it didn’t go great — got stepped on a bunch and someone made fun of my shorts. What’s that? Alright seriously, there is NOTHING WRONG with cargo shorts, guys.  Did you see Gallo walking around in those bright white overalls? Maybe go give him a little sh#$ since you’ve got so much to spare. Geezus…

ANYway. The new song from the upcoming album is really nice — “Not Dead Yet.” A slightly different message than Mr Gallagher’s song, say, but still a positive nod towards perseverance. Excited to hear what else is on the album.  I’m not gonna lie, I watched the video and got worried for a second that something was wrong with my eyes. I don’t know if you heard me talking to Mr Gonzalez, but I’m running on like NO sleep right now. Thought I was starting to hallucinate when I couldn’t make out your faces. You know what, even though this is a bit more uptempo than your normal stuff, I think I’m still going to lie down just the same…..just for a second……it’s something about your voice, it’s so relaxing…..really starting to feel it now….

DING! “Hey! What are you doing down here, Mr Berninger?!  Were you listening to that Lord Huron song as well? What? Oh ha — just had a little too much merlot and getting sleepy, eh? Well that’s ok, a good wine nap on the weekend is ALWAYS enjoyable.  So warm and cozy…

Hey I really liked your solo album and LOVE your band, you’re one of my faves. My social media lady Oddge really likes you guys, too. The latest extra you released from the former is really pretty, “Let it Be.” Sounds just like the other stuff on the album — in a good way, not in a “man this is repetitive” sense. Definitely not trying to insult you — ha! You should have seen how upset the last guy got when I said I didn’t love his last album — he said I look old! What’s that? YOUR guys’ last album? Um…I mean….it was……..did I say how much I liked your solo album? It made my year end list! Same with most of your other ones! What’s that? No, no it’s not a major award. No, nobody reads my blog.  You know what — forget it. I’ll send you a frigging certificate like Oberst next time…

DING DING DING!

That’s it for now, my friends — hang in there, we’re maybe getting to the end of this thing. In the meantime, stay safe, stay sane, and stay separate…

–BS